Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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