I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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