awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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