ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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