we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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