I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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