Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We have started to decorate penises.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
