Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
