I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I bet he comes in French.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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