I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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