we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
There's always time for handjobs
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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