You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Gay?
German.
Pity.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Randomize
