That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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