she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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