none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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