If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
