is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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