he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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