wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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