Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She's like a pop up book from hell.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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