Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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