Buhtt sex?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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