whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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