Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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