Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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