did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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