in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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