whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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