He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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