All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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