i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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