dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
In other news, I just burned my penis
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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