i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
it glows. i had to have it.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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