This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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