I hate all girls vehemently.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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