She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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