her vagine was all disorganized.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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