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i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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