A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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