We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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