I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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