am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
