just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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