Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
