everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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