All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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