6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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