Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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