Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just had sex bonerless
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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