when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You dont lie about slip and slides
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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