"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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