True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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