If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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